Crritic!

"Waiting for Godot" by Samuel Beckett
Act II

ESTRAGON: That's the idea, let's abuse each other.
[They turn, move apart, turn again and face each other.]
VLADIMIR: Moron!
ESTRAGON: Vermin!
VLADIMIR: Abortion!
ESTRAGON: Morpion!
VLADIMIR: Sewer-rat!
ESTRAGON: Curate!
VLADIMIR: Cretin!
ESTRAGON: (with finality) Crritic!
VLADIMIR: Oh!

[He wilts, vanquished, and turns away.]