27 July 2005

A game of Hangman anyone?

It's surely only a matter of time before a gallows is erected in the Sunbury Park and public executions conducted by a masked man with a prominent moustache. With one of our two local government representatives regularly making comments like this one in public, we should probably save time and start collecting the firewood now, or asking for volunteers with gun licenses.

Fascinating that with local government elections due to occur for Hume Council shortly, neither of our two local newspapers consider this worthy of a mention.

Posted by: Cr. Jack Medcraft (Verified)
Posted on: Tuesday, 26 July 2005 8:30 AM
It was refreshing but sad to watch that poor mother in the U.S. giving a child killer an absolute verbal bashing before the Judge showed the type of courage a number of ours should show and wacked him with a death sentence. Game set and match well done one less menace in society.

There's a lot more where that came from, but with the 'Local Politics' section of Sunbury Online now closed to those voters who might be interested to read one of the candidate's opinions on subjects like these, you'll have to take my word for it.

P.S: Sorry, I forgot, he favours lethal injection. My mistake.

22 July 2005

I was looking at high waves


I would normally be loath to simply reproduce something I'd seen elsewhere, but this is just too good to go unrecommended. I am still too much of a teacher to avoid yanking peoples' collars towards good things.

Reading this I was reminded of how much I loved reading Gerard Manley Hopkins' poetry; surely a one-man argument against the notion that the Victorians were a bunch of stuffed shirts uninterested in sensual things. This is an excerpt from his journal:

"Aug. 10 [1872]. --I was looking at high waves. The breakers always are parallel to the coast and shape themselves to it except where the curve is sharp however the wind blows. They are rolled out by the shallowing shore just as a piece of putty between the palms whatever its shape runs into a long roll. The slant ruck or crease one sees in them shows the way of the wind. The regularity of the barrels surprised and charmed the eye; the edge behind the comb or crest was as smooth and as bright as glass. It may be noticed to be green behind and silver white in front: the silver marks where the air begins, the pure white is foam, the green / solid water. Then looked at to the right or left they are scrolled over like mouldboards or feathers or jibsails seen by the edge. It is pretty to see the hollow of the barrel disappearing as the white combs on each side run along the wave gaining ground till the two meet at a pitch and crush and overlap each other.

About all the turns of the scaping from the break and flooding of wave to its run out again I have not yet satisfied myself. The shores are swimming and the eyes have before them a region of milky surf but it is hard for them to unpack the huddling and gnarls of the water and law out the shapes and the sequence of the running; I catch however the looped or forked wisp made by every big pebble the backwater runs over--if it were clear and smooth there would be a network from their overlapping, such as can in fact be seen on smooth sand after the tide is out--; then I saw it run browner, the foam dwindling and twitched into long chains of suds, while the strength of the back-draught shrugged the stones together and clocked them one against the other.

Looking from the cliff I saw well that work of dimpled foamlaps - strings of short loops or halfmoons - which I had studied at Freshwater years ago.

It is pretty to see the dance and swagging of the light green tongues or ripples of waves in a place locked between rocks."


Thanks to Michael Leddy.

21 July 2005

AFR 'Re/view' section


In the first issue of the excellent new magazine ‘The Monthly’, Mungo MacCallum surveyed the graveyard of dead journals he had worked for over a long career; many of them burning very brightly before succumbing to the lack of sustaining oxygen that seems to be an consequence of our small population, or our traditional anti-intellectualism, or maybe a combination of both. Still, titles like ‘Oz’ and ‘The National Times’, ‘The Nation Review’ and ‘The Independent Monthly’ did manage to make their telling impression before snuffing out.

On the basis of two good issues, I hope ‘The Monthly’ goes on to join those ranks and keeps its nostrils above the water line long enough to count. In the meantime though, us elitists have got to take our kicks where we can find them, and I’m here to tell you that a moist oasis has sprung from the pages of that august journal of record, the Australian Financial Review, whose pages are usually as dry as a nun’s nasty, economically speaking.

Yes, pilgrims, I’m talking of the ‘Re/view’ section, which appears on Fridays, nestled in those cold dead pages somewhere near the stock market report and the lifestyle section. Don’t be put off by the dated backslash in the middle of the word thing, which I think is some elderly sub-editor’s idea of funky and postmodern. It has enough substance across its twelve tabloid pages to keep most of us chewing through even the longest of long weekends.

It arrived with uncanny timing in my bored and disillusioned consciousness. I had recently given up the habit of my entire adulthood and ceased even trying with the ‘Saturday Age’, which has increased in weight and girth in exactly inverse proportion to its mass, if you see what I mean. I was beginning to suspect that Fairfax publishers had created a secret monopoly by buying up a huge share in paper recycling interests.

The only thing stopping ‘Re/view’ from getting more attention as a journal in its own right, is that the major part of its content is reprinted from other sources, with original pieces from Australian writers making up maybe a quarter of its column inches. What it does have, however, are delicious samples of truly excellent essay writing from journals like ‘New Statesman’, ‘Prospect’, ‘The New Yorker’, ‘Washington Post Book World’, and ‘The Atlantic Monthly.’

The topics covered can be literally anything from the secret maladies of Samuel Johnson, the nuclear industry’s PR campaign, Jean-Paul Sartre, art on television, Charles Bukowski, the acting of Robert Mitchum, Indonesian politics, the campaign to end poverty, classical music in America, and the idea of sin, just to name a few recent articles that caught my interest. There’s a lot more where that came from.

Its reach is wider then, than just about anything in this country. You will find more rigorous academic discourse elsewhere, more learned foreign policy comment, more penetrating literary criticism, but you will not find all of these things discussed in the one place, in such a liberal and unpretentious way, in a newspaper.

With my brain softened by acres of right-wing opinionizing in the rest of the Murdoch press, and the regurgitated press agent’s fluff dressed up as celebrity feature articles that accounts for most of the weekend papers, I was beginning to despair that good writing with a generalist, civilised spirit could be found in Australian newspapers.

Often I skim over articles that don’t appear to hold much interest, and find that I’m riveted by the first paragraph and continue reading despite myself. Every so often certain paragraphs ignite something in my head and I find myself compelled to go back over them again. Like this one. It’s in an article by Matthew Sweet on the history of Batman in the context of his latest manifestation at the movies, with a stunning digression on William Shatner’s acting style:

“The Batman I knew best was the television one: Adam West, a burly American leading man, straining inside a battleship-grey body stocking and leather bat mask. His body looked as corseted as William Shatner's. Indeed, he shared something of Shatner's peculiar acting style - quivery yet rhetorical, with a fast-slow-fast pace that made him sound like a man at a lectern attempting to prevent his big moment being ruined by an inconvenient orgasm.”


Damn, that’s funny.

National ID Card

Debate continues in this country about the desirability of a national ID card, and at the same time there is talk of a Medicare Smartcard.

I suggest we combine the two and require people to carry a National IQ Card.

19 July 2005

Off the air

I seem to be doing a bit of apologising lately, but for reasons I have not yet discovered, my blog completely disappeared for a few days, taking all of my settings with it.

While I haven't actually lost any writing, all the links have gone, along with my counter. Over the next few days I'll put them all back. It's not like there were very many, but by having them on my little page, I felt a little less lost in the cruel cold atmosphere of the blog universe. This was of course a complete fantasy, as my counter could testify, but it was just one of those little convenient illusions that gets you up in the morning, like the belief in God.

Did I say that out loud?

13 July 2005

New title

Okay, so both of my readers might be annoyed by the continual changes in the title of this blog, but I promise this is the last one. Like a band that can't make its mind up about the name, different parts of myself have been nagging at me to come up with something I can live with for more than a fortnight.

The last title "expletive deleted" was a little joke I made with myself in the afterglow of the Deep Throat revelation and general nostalgia over Watergate. I realised after five minutes that virtually nobody got the reference, and it didn't really help even if they did.

The problem is that the blog-world is replete with young, hip comedy and TV writers who keep the rest of us from taking a twelve-gauge into the office by being insufferably flip and amusing on a daily basis. They also have the cheek of being good looking, sexually adventurous and under thirty. As anyone who has looked at this blog could testify, or those who've actually met me, I am most certainly not one of them. Most of the time, I'm a miserable bastard.

So this blog doesn't occupy that territory. Therefore, I've crossed out every neat pun and zippy cliche I came up with. There is no "I'm on your computer" or "Reasons you will hate me" here. I'll leave that stuff to other, better qualified, better looking, funnier and more talented people.

So I've gone with "Sign language", which is dangerously close to a pun, at least in the sense I mean it, but I hope in a good way. It was the title of my Masters thesis, and I must admit I've never tired of it. That's good enough for me.

12 July 2005

'Bird Imitations'

My son flatters magpies
arms raised, running
through a cloud of birds

They break and burst
gasping into flight
and end — fixing

with an outraged
scandalized look

unable — or just
unwilling

to see the compliment

11 July 2005

Waiting for Mr Godot

Heard over the loudspeaker at Canberra Airport last year:

"We are awaiting a passenger who has yet to board flight 810 to Brisbane. Passenger Godot, if you are in the building, please proceed to departure gate 12 for boarding."

I swear this is true.

6 July 2005

Testifyin’ Ash Grunwald


I caught Ash Grunwald at Richmond’s Corner Hotel on Sunday night.

I first heard this extraordinary talent by accident a couple of Port Fairy Folk Festivals ago when I attended a mid-morning all-star session called a ‘blues jam’, mainly in order to hear the American slide master Bob Brozman. This was my first Port Fairy and I feared that something called a folk festival might feature lots of bad poetry and middle aged men with beards. It did in fact feature bad poetry and beards, but also a stunningly diverse range of musicians that fit into the marketing categories known as ‘roots’, ‘world’ and ‘contemporary folk’ (which sounds like a tautology). This suited me fine, as, by the judicious use of the catalogue, I was able to craft myself a very nice little blues festival, which suited me just fine.

This jam consisted of a motley bunch of musicians of various shapes and sizes in a line across the front of the stage. Lots of beards and wide waist-bands. Somewhere in the line though, was a young dude with dreadlocks who looked like he’d just towelled off after a session in the local breakers. He was brandishing a Gibson 137, and I thought this was the token bar-room blues poser who was going to blow everyone off the stage with volume and phony metal attitude. Well I was wrong, brothers and sisters!

Each person called out whatever song they wanted to play and the key, and the rest followed along. When it was Ash’s turn, he called for ‘Smokestack Lightnin’’ and this voice came out of him like he was channelling a large black share-cropper from the 1920s.

This guy is young, barely 30, from Melbourne, and yet he has the most authentic blues voice I’ve ever heard emanating from an Australian. Think Howlin’ Wolf crossed with Son House in an extraverted mood.

And yet, he manages to remain himself. I’ve seen him several times since then, and I’m always struck with the ease with which he’s adopted a foreign voice and made it sound like he was born to it.

In interviews he’s careful to distance himself from the revivalists. He doesn’t want to sound like a 78 record, but instead emphasizes how no one in the history of the blues could really sound like him, since in his head, along with the Delta, is a couple of decades of hip-hop and electronica. You can hear this in the insistent doof-doof of his left foot on a stomp box, and his reliance on simple grooves to propel the song along.

If I have a criticism it’s that, when the occasion calls for it, he seems uncomfortable with the emotional power his voice can embody. On Sunday night, for instance, when a punter called for ‘Crossroads’, he couldn’t bring himself to bring the temperature down to the cold intensity the lyrics demand, and sounded like he was making excuses for it by stepping in and out of his affable down-to-earth Aussie persona during the song. Somebody should tell him he doesn’t need to, because when he’s really on, he makes you feel the despair of that last dangling line in your guts: ‘I’m standing at the crossroads / And I feel I’m sinking down...’.

I keep asking myself where he could go from here, since this one-man-groove thing he’s got going has got him through a couple of studio recordings and a live album already. A clue is in the best of his own songs and the arrangement and selection of covers, which are not by any means tied down to the canon. He throws in Tom Waits here and there, and his songs try on several different styles and moods, like ‘Dolphin Song’ which is a hilarious country style story-song.

I’d love to hear him with a long term band of his own, not just borrowed for the session, but a real sympathetic group of fellow travellers. You get a feeling for how this might sound on his guest spot with Joe Camilleri’s ‘Bakelite Radio’, which can be heard on the website: http://www.abc.net.au/dig/stories/s1401489.htm. They feature it as part of their Australian Blues Project special. Joe and the band chug along on a simple authentic Delta beat, and then Ash opens up and it sounds like someone let the Back Door Man himself in.

If he doesn't get taken by a shark in the meantime, I predict we'll hear a lot more of Ash Grunwald.